rubbing two little brain cells together

1) I feel like pregnancy has robbed me of my mind. I'm reduced to complaining about my kumquat-sized bladder, outgrowing maternity clothes, and how I'm eating everything in sight, then getting wicked heartburn.

2) Satsuma mandarins are local and in season and I'm consuming them at an alarming rate.  If Veruca Salt turned round and blue, it's only a matter of time before my skin becomes orange, and not from a spray-tan gone awry.

3) I see people running and I'm jealous.  This will be really funny when I actually do get to run in a few months and will be in complete and utter agony, hating every tortured moment as my lungs attempt respiration and my dormant muscles try to contract.

4) I have a Facebook stalker.  A woman whose name I vaguely recognize added me as a Friend.  After I looked at her profile I figured out I had gone to high school with her.  But, and I am quite certain about this, I've never in my life had a conversation with her or had friends in common.  So, I declined her request.  Then, a day later she tried to add me again. I don't know whether to decline her again or just leave her request in limbo. 

5) Feeling strangely distant and uninterested with the Inauguration.  Probably due to the fact that my usual enthusiasm for American politics was restrained, even throughout most of the election*.

6)  Otherwise, it's just business as usual.  Too much to do, too little time, though I'm still taking afternoon naps most days, just because if I don't A) I will OD my fetus on caffiene or B) I will be even more cantankerous...and no one wants that, trust me.

*Though that said, since I'm far from being a GWB fan, I am excited to start a new era of leadership.